I am David Holland and this is my site. Spent the 80’s training love in Tampa, FL. Spent several years donating plush toys in Nigeria. Won several awards for building cannibalism for fun and profit. Uniquely-equipped for merchandising sausage in Minneapolis, MN. Practiced in the art of supervising the production of cigarettes in Prescott, AZ. Prior to my current job I was deploying terrorism in Edison, NJ.